POLI-TICKS

No parasites can make you sick

Like the dreaded POLI-TICKS

They'll bite your soul and suck your brain

And hypnotize your Auntie Jane

They're worse than leeches, fleas, or skeeters

Your too calm - best get the jeeters

Hide right now don't walk about

The POLI-TICKS are comin' out!

Rock's Tar

I asked my friend what he shall be
He said a rich rock's tar

But whether rich or poor the rock

That sounds a bit sub par

Double E's

My birthday's in a week or so and I'll be 33
Hold that up to a mirror though and then it's double E's
If we are in the bathroom soon and my age you ask of me
I'll hold some double E's right up and you'll see I'm 33

Momma Said

Momma said there's no such thing
as aliens or boogie men
No leprechauns, ghouls, or gnomes
no unicorns or big gargoyles
I'm not to believe in anything
like werewolves, satyrs, or fairy beings
There's never been fiery dragons
or hobbits like one Bilbo Baggins
No sirens, pixies, or Santa Clause
no don't believe in him at all
The Loch Ness monster is just a lie
just like that Pegasus in the sky
But Mommas gone no more to toil
for she was eaten by a troll