Belly Itcher

We needed a pitcher

But not one was found

We had to get someone

To stand on the mound

We found a first baseman
And even a coach

We had a left-fielder

His nickname was Roach

We had all but one

One spot left to fill

We asked Hank and Lo-Lo

And Todd, Burt and Jill

All hope was then lost

On getting a pitcher

We gave up the search and. . .
Hired a belly itcher.