That Tokey Milokey
He thinks he knows all
Sleeps each day in class
Wakes up to play ball
Doesn't care about Science
Or Reading or Math
If you ask him 'bout History
He'll sit there and laugh
He's not worried about Religion
Or politics or fruit
Don't ask him to shower
He won't give a hoot
He knows the MEANING OF LIFE
And he has NO DOUBT!
He does the Hokey PokeyThat's what it's all about.