But I'm a pterodactyl-er
A falcon's just too small you see
But a dino-bird's just right for me
Perched on my arm he is quite heavy
So now he perches on my Chevy
He flies around and comes right back
And when he does he gets a snack
I taught him how to hunt for deer
And on occasion he'll bring a steer
But last week I had to let him go
Cause he flew back with my son Joe
