Thanksgiving again it's always the same
We go to the in-laws there's thousands of names
Family's so big just can't quite remember
Everyones' name seen once in November
There's David and Angela and maybe a Sue
I think there's a Mark and a Mac or two
Reid and Mimi and Trisha and Rob
Jeff and Jack but no one named Bob
There's Jan and Tommy, Lynn and Josh
So many names to remember "Oh Gosh!"
Lynnlee and Alan and Pam and a Meg
It hurts in my brain way down to my leg
There's Casie and Molly and Chad and a Ben?
Oh just forget it! I'll skip Thanksgiving again.
