Woke up this morning and something was weird
Scratched my nose but it was my ear
Screamed out loud but then was shocked
It seemed my voice came from my sock
Jumped out of bed so I could run
But my feet were now attached to my buns
Slapped myself in the face to wake
But slapped my belly and now it ached
Opened my eyes to answer some questions
But looked right at my large intestines
Toes on my face and teeth on my hips
Tongue where my thumb should be eyelids on lips
Heart on the outside right next to my lap
Hair must be inside still searching for that
Not much to do with your knees on your head
So I just went right back to bed
