Was quite the little cusser
Whether home or school or bus or
With his sister, aunts, or us, or. . .
He knew every bad word known to man
Like @#% or /&%#@ or *%#@ or *%&$
He even said +*%* to Uncle Sam
And *%^$ and *%&$ to Martha Ann
But now he doesn't cuss a bit
His rump is sore can't even sit
My Paw would have no more of it
What? Paw wants to see me, "OH $#}+!"
