Bat the eyes.
"Turn to the left!"
"Look forward!"
Give a wink.
Pics gotta have some style.
Lost my license years ago.
Passport taken away.
Credit cards don't have no pictures,
They're not mine anyway.
So I got my mug shot taken,
Maw needed a fresh shot of me.
Said the only time she saw me,
Was on "Most Wanted" on TV.
So I smiled for my new picture,
And had it sent her way,
I'm sure she'll put it on the fridge
And look at it each day.
That's when my sentence is through;
Then I'll get a new one taken,
And send her that one too.
