And said, "May I ask a question of you?"
He stopped and whimpered and turned quite blue,
Looked down and snorted, "OH NOT YOU TOO!?!
Then Professor Lou began to fume -
"I just don't know I'm quite confused,
Is the earth 10 billion or fairly new?
Did we evolve from a bubbling stew?
Is there a God, I wish I knew?
And what will happen at the last?
Will we evaporate or turn to gas?
Will we evaporate or turn to gas?
Or Jesus come and heal the mass?
I really don't know, but go on ask!"Then Cindy Sue said to Professor Lou,
"All that sounds just fine and dandy,
But I really just wanted a piece of candy."
