Snow'd In

Phoneline's down,

Water's froze,

Power's off,

Stuffy nose,
Dog is missing,
Rabbit's stiff,
Car is buried,
Fell off a cliff,
Out of wood,
Roof is leaking,

Kids are cranky,

Wife's not speaking,

Trees have fallen,

So did I,

Broke my arm

And neck and thigh,

Out of propane,

Out of bread,

Out of milk,

Out of my head.

Stuck inside

In layered clothes,

All that aside. . .

I love the snow!

Snow Goggles

Bought some snow goggles at the store

Thought I'd put 'em on and see rain no more

That I'd look at my Paw and see a snowman

Make Maw a snow angel the same for Aunt Jan

Thought these green hills would turn to ski slopes

But did anything happen - why nope!

No flakes on my jacket and none on my slacks

Guess I'll take these snow goggles back