Glass of Whine

At the end of each day
After the bills have been paid
And 35 diapers I've changed
And the neighbors came over
And four hours they stayed
And the boss had been bossy
My spaghetti too saucy
And the dentist said
My only hope is to flossy
And the kids had been loud
And my wife had been louder
And my sister had phoned
And she sure is a shouter
And my nose had been runny
And my jokes were not funny
And if all those grey clouds were gone
Itta been sunny

Now the day is all done
And to help me feel fine
I'm gonna have myself
A tall glass of whine

Egg Nog

Me and Ricky Brewster Bogg
Loved to drink that ol' Egg Nog
Could hardly wait throughout the year

Like being 20 and lovin' beer

It can't be bought until the season

But I think any days good reason

To drink the merry mountain dew

Thick as Ma's Burboodle Stew

Started drinkin' at Halloween

The very first carton that we'd seen
Two months later on December Eight
Drunk 92 cartons plus one out of date
Must be a record the cartons between us
Hoping to get in the big book of Guinness
But one thing bout it that's certainly true

If I drink one more drop of Egg Nog. . . I'm gonna spew!