The In-Laws

Thanksgiving again it's always the same
We go to the in-laws there's thousands of names
Family's so big just can't quite remember
Everyones' name seen once in November

There's David and Angela and maybe a Sue
I think there's a Mark and a Mac or two
Reid and Mimi and Trisha and Rob
Jeff and Jack but no one named Bob

There's Jan and Tommy, Lynn and Josh
So many names to remember "Oh Gosh!"
Lynnlee and Alan and Pam and a Meg
It hurts in my brain way down to my leg

There's Casie and Molly and Chad and a Ben?
Oh just forget it! I'll skip Thanksgiving again.

Halloweenies

I like tatered chips I do
And I like pork and beanies
But there ain't nothing quite so good
As those scrumptious halloweenies
Only found but once a year on October thirty one
They quietly come out of hiding after the setting of the sun
But one thing you should know right now before you roast a few
If you don't chomp them down real quick
Then they will chomp on you

Double E's

My birthday's in a week or so and I'll be 33
Hold that up to a mirror though and then it's double E's
If we are in the bathroom soon and my age you ask of me
I'll hold some double E's right up and you'll see I'm 33