Minstrel Cyclist

He comes to town 'bout once a month

Upon his unicycle,

Playing the flute and singing ballads
I think his name is Michael.
But just don't interrupt his tales
'Bout kings and Queens of old,
Although he's dressed in tights and lace

He'll punch you in the nose.

The Yeller Pianer

I might be a lousy shot, an' I cain't ride no horse,
Ain't never downed a shot of whiskey, but one thang is for shore.
Ever night 'bout ten O'clock I venture to Buck's Saloon
Sit right down at the yeller pianer and belt out a real nice tune.

All the gals an' all the boys will hoot and holler an' cuss,
An' look at me an' all will say, "Yore a better cowboy than us!"
I'll sang, "I ain't scared of this pianer but this pianer's scared o' me,
It used to be black till I sat down, now it's yeller as can be!"

An everyone from here to Texas'll say I'm the best around,

No one will mess with me for shore unless one little secret is found.

One small thang that no one knows from here to the Mexican border,

This yeller pianer sounds real nice, but only if you deposit a quarter.

The Worst Christmas Carolers in all of Algere

Helga, Lloyd, and Herman Babeer
Were the worst Christmas carolers in all of Algere
They loved to sing so year after year
They found just one person who'd give them her ear

It was Granny Claudine so sweet and sincere
All through their carols she'd smile with cheer
But one thing not known by the trio Babeers
Granny Claudine was deaf in both ears

SANTA ON THE BANJO AND JESUS ON THE FIDDLE

Santa on the banjo

And Jesus on the fiddle

Rockin Christmas bluegrass

Folks are dancin in the middle

The jiggly man in red
Big white hair and actin merry
Beard a flowin glasses frosty

Fingers rollin looks like Jerry

Jesus spinnin and a grinnin
He's a winnin lots of fans

Hands are raisin and a praisin

Jesus groovin sure can dance

Stage lights blastin lots of colors
Toes are tappin on the stage
Jesus looks over at Santa
Both are laughin as they play

Streets are packed and people hangin

From the windows up above

Folks are swingin round together

All are joyful filled with love

Jesus takes the mic and jams

Vocals ringin in the new

This party will keep rockin

Into Christmas and right through