Troll Booth

Pay the toll or troll then go but neither is cheap
We need a helicopter, a boat, or maybe a Jeep
To get around this ol' bridge I haven't a hunch
We'll either lose our wallet - or be lunch

Momma Said

Momma said there's no such thing
as aliens or boogie men
No leprechauns, ghouls, or gnomes
no unicorns or big gargoyles
I'm not to believe in anything
like werewolves, satyrs, or fairy beings
There's never been fiery dragons
or hobbits like one Bilbo Baggins
No sirens, pixies, or Santa Clause
no don't believe in him at all
The Loch Ness monster is just a lie
just like that Pegasus in the sky
But Mommas gone no more to toil
for she was eaten by a troll