Loved to drink that ol' Egg Nog
Could hardly wait throughout the year
Like being 20 and lovin' beer
It can't be bought until the season
But I think any days good reason
To drink the merry mountain dew
Thick as Ma's Burboodle Stew
Started drinkin' at Halloween
The very first carton that we'd seenTwo months later on December Eight
Drunk 92 cartons plus one out of date
Must be a record the cartons between us
Hoping to get in the big book of Guinness
But one thing bout it that's certainly true
If I drink one more drop of Egg Nog. . . I'm gonna spew!
