And so has Pops NoelThought I'd head up to the pole
And talk to him a spell
Ask him what he does
When his Christmas givings done
Ask him what he does The eve of January One
So I knocked upon his door
And woe was I surprised
When the door opened up
I could not believe my eyes
Ol' Santa was wearing nothing
'Cept some lime green underpants
Music blasting party balls
I was shocked to see him danceSimply turned right back around
And headed the other way
Think I'll keep this to myself
For at least another day
