Santa's Elf?

If you see someone with eyes of blue

Bearded face green curly shoes

Building planes and kangaroos

For all the boys and some girls too

Short and plump with strip-ed hues

Pointy ears yes that's a clue

Eating candy and sugared stew

You may say to yourself,

"That's Santa's Elf!"

But it's not

It's my Uncle Alf. . .

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