Mistletoes on candied canes,
Santa sledding Christmas Lane
With snow drops in his beard.
Merry, jolly, happy times,
Elves are drinking from their steins,
Cheeks of Mrs. Clause sure do shine,
Jack Frost will soon be here.
Christmas closer every hour,
Jovey singing in the shower,
Snow forts, bunkers, and snow towers,
This special time of year.
Striped red socks and thoughts of green,
Naughty list with Charlie Sheen,
Joyful smiles like Mr. Bean,
And antlers on reindeer.
All makes sense this happy season,
No questions now just thoughts of reason,
Naked cowboy is now freezin',
Though one thing is unclear.
I know you runneth over love,
You hug and kiss, you do not shove,
How 'bout a hat or even gloves?
What the H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS? TWO TURTLEDOVES?!?
