Told her I was a giraffe.
She looked at me and snickered,
Then broke into a laugh.
Your neck's too short!Your trunk too long!
Your ears too big!
You've got it wrong!
Your tusks are pointy;
You weigh 3 tons!
A flabby belly,
And jiggly buns!
You're an elephant!
A pachyderm!
Walk out this door
And join a herd!
And so I did,
Didn't want to though;Don't quite fit in,
And they all know.
